Cab to the Javits Center: $15. FanFest tickets for your family: $90. An official All-Star Game baseball for your son: $35. Your son's baseball after C. Yaeger signs his name on it: worthless.

Who is C. Yaeger, you ask? Well, he's the guy in the following video -- just an average dude, who happens to enjoy going to every Phillies game dressed up like a ballplayer, head-to-toe. He's tall, lean, in his 20s, so he pulls the look off. In other words, he could be easily confused for an actual ballplayer. But I can assure you, he is not. He works for a regional sports media company in Philly and never played ball beyond high school.

However, kids at the FanFest, with their underdeveloped little brains and thirst for autographs, do not know all this. So you see where this is going. Here's a taste of the feeding frenzy that occurred around Yaeger.

The video captures only a couple minutes of him defacing any and all overpriced memorabilia put in front of him, but this went on for abo......